How To Grow A Christmas Tree
With Lights.
First get a stand that spins and put on some gardening gloves.
Plant the trunk
Add 180 imported Chinese Twinkle Lights
Add 180 more ICTL
Add 180 more ICTL
Add 180 more ICTL
Add 360 more ICTL
Run to Walmart, buy 200 more ICTL and top off tree. Take off gloves and take a nap.
