How To Grow A Christmas Tree November 23, 2013 by skurtz With Lights. First get a stand that spins and put on some gardening gloves. Plant the trunk Add 180 imported Chinese Twinkle Lights Add 180 more ICTL Add 180 more ICTL Add 180 more ICTL Add 360 more ICTL Run to Walmart, buy 200 more ICTL and top off tree. Take off gloves and take a nap.